For over 20 years, Longmont Potion Castle has anonymously harangued, pranked, pestered, and bewildered thousands of folks over the phone.  L.P.C. calls are recognized by connoisseurs of the genre as the "Gone With The Wind" of prank calls. Each call has it’s own genius. Each call is a mini-masterpiece.

The pacing, the anxiety, the trademark alliterations; it is all part of Longmont’s desire to make each crank call, a perfect crank call. From rock stars like Josh Freese, to comedy legends like Will Farrell and Adam Sandler, people who know the difference prefer Longmont Potion Castle.

This collection of classics and rare tracks from 1988-1995 are now available for the first time ever as digital releases. The calls have been meticulously selected and grouped to create a theme and a value for long time fans and recent converts alike. From the classic "Rope" which hooked me forever as a fan, to the all-new "Spicy Legato," this is a must have collection for anyone who has ever laughed at a crank call. 

Who is Longmont Potion Castle? His true identity remains a mystery for obvious reasons but we know one thing about him, he likes speed metal. Volume III is a collection of all his thrash metal interludes with which he has peppered his crank call collections throughout the years.

RELEASE DATE: MARCH 3, 2009 - DIGITAL ONLY, GET THEM ON ITUNES OR WHERE EVER YOU LIKE TO DOWNLOAD MUSIC.

Track Listings:

VOLUME 1

  1. Evergreen Motel 1 (2:43)

  2. Fists (2:40)

  3. Nipper (1:59)

  4. Putty (2:09)

  5. Whip (3:20)

  6. Wind Beneath My Wings (2:16)

  7. Beef House 1 (2:44)           

  8. Bowel Delivery (2:05)

  9. Dancing On The Ceiling (2:26)

10. Evergreen Motel 2 (4:15)

11. Longmont Medley (2:19)

12. Wrestling Match (2:04)

13. Amazing Grace (2:05)

14. Evergreen Motel 3 (2:25)

15. Goggle By Tandy (2:10)

16. I’m Every Woman (1:55)

17. Julio Ointment (2:28)

18. Rope (2:28)

19. Spicy Legato (4:56)

 

VOLUME II

  1. Lamb Camp (3:16)

  2. Nash (3:43)

  3. Studded Montoyan (2:33)

  4. To Sir With Millipedes (2:10)

  5. Beef House 2 (4:30)

  6. Goat (3:37)

  7. Sam Goody (3:43)           

  8. Aqualamb (2:47)

  9. Boats (4:24)

10. UPS Freakout (4:16)

11. Gang Whip (2:24)

12.Moisturization (9:00)

13. Eugene’s Substance (3:35)

 

VOLUME III

  1. Interlude Finale (4:40)

  2. Internal Metalude (3:04)

  3. Metal Interlude #0 (2:28)

  4. Metal Interlude #0.5)

  5. Metal Interlude (Missing) (2:20)

  6. Metal Interlude 5 (3:14)

  7. Theme From Live From LPC (1:10)           

  8. Untitled 1 (2006) (2:39)

  9. Untitled 2 (2006) (4:20)

10. Untitled 1 (LPC 3) (2:19)

11. Untitled 2 (LPC 3) (4:49)