In case you don't already
know I'm Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. Back in 1990 I wrote a letter to
The Howard Stern Show explaining that I can do this trick where I blow
cigarette smoke through my eyes. I appeared on the very first Howard
Stern Channel 9 Show ever and it was a huge success. I began making
regular appearances on the show ever since. I have done tons of things
on the show over the last 10 years, including blowing up my genitals
with firecrackers, cutting my hair off and eating it, dating wacko callers,
seconding Howard Stern's nomination in 1994 when he ran for governor
of New York, releasing my first full length CD in 1997, and appearing
in other movies and television shows. I am currently looking to front
a band as a singer/frontman with a major act only. If you are interested
or know any major acts interested E-mail me at kennethkeithk@excite.com.